I Never Win Nothin’
That just happened! Not sure how, or why, but Rob aka Radar O Nelson, (or is it O’Nelson and he’s a wee bit Irish??, or maybe the “O” stands for “as in the “O” face??), over at Seasons of Insanity, has nominated me for the Liebster Blog Award. I can’t remember how I stumbled across Rob’s blog, or he stumbled across mine, which in turn led me to his or what, because all of this shit is just like a big ‘ol blog orgy, and one leads to another, which leads to another, and in the end garners lots of mutual satisfaction. Either way, I want to thank “O-Face” Nelson, who took time out of his busy Zombie Apocalypse preparation schedule to nominate me for this award. I also want to thank you for being a downright pervy bastard who isn’t afraid to just throw shit out there, like the fact you’ve had a 3-some! Sshhh. . .did you hear that? That was dudes everywhere giving him a big fucking high-five for that shit! Seriously though, most of all I want to thank him for his service, and giving up 20 years of his life to serve our country. I am a proud supporter of our military, and get to spew my own personal brand of bullshit on this here internet because of guys just like you. Sending you much love my man. 🙂
Now, on to the task at hand and answering all these fucking questions and coming up with some clever new ones, as if I didn’t have enough shit to do with fucking Christmas only being a week away! Just kidding!! I can now sit here and have another cup of coffee instead of getting busy doing what I really need to, so this totally rocks!
These are the rules:
When you receive the award, you post 11 random facts about yourself and answer the 11 questions asked by the person who nominated you.
Pass the award onto 11 other blogs (while making sure you notify the blogger that you nominated them!)
You write up 11 NEW questions directed towards YOUR nominees.
You are not allowed to nominate the blog who nominated your own blog!
You paste the award picture into your blog. (You can Google the image, there are plenty of them!)
Eleven Random Facts About Me:
1. I went to college on a vocal scholarship.
2. I love pork rinds. Even though some guys probably think it’s totally gross for a chick to eat pork rinds, I just fucking love them.
3. I once quit drinking for 13 years.
4. I worry I will be alone for the rest of my life.
5. I have a collection of milk glass and cream pitchers.
6. Even though they are not overly hairy or dark, I shave the hair on my arms and knuckles because it grosses me out.
7. Even though I wore braces for 2 1/2 painful years, when I got my wisdom teeth removed, the space between my two front teeth returned. This pisses me off.
8. I have slight hoarding tendencies paired with ADD and OCD. Yep, I am pretty much fucked. I tend to look like a hamster running around on a wheel most days.
9. I like to take old things and make them new again.
10. I miss talking on the phone to people.
11. I still believe in big love.
Radar’s Questions for me:
1. Where were you born? In a tar paper shack. No, not really. I was born in a hospital. . . in a small town. . .in Kansas. . .which shall remain anonymous to protect others.
2. What is your favorite place to visit? I never go anywhere really, so I couldn’t say, but my favorite place to “be”, is near the water, preferably the lake.
3. What is your favorite celebrity? Carol Burnett
4. What is your favorite holiday? Halloween
5. Have you traveled outside your own country of origin? Yes, my ex husband is in the Army, and we lived in Germany for 3 years.
6. What is your favorite color? Right now it seems to be turquoise, but that could change.
7. Do you like to dance? Love to dance!! My favorite type is country couples dancing, but will cut a rug to just about anything.
8. What is your favorite type of music? I can’t choose just one, because I love music too much.
9. What is your favorite band? One of my faves is AC/DC.
10. What is your favorite meal? Ribeye steak.
11. What is your favorite Christmas feast? Nothing traditional. I prefer doing steak or different types of soups.
So now I guess it’s my turn to spread the love around! Can I come up with 11 people to bestow this honor on?? I realize some of these people have probably been nominated for this award already, so if you have, forgive me, I guess you can toss it aside, or skip the questions, or just do whatever with it. Currently my blog roll is only so big, and I can’t even nominate the person who nominated me, so that cuts down on my choices too! So, without further adieu, I hereby nominate the following:
I guess I am supposed to notify all of you that you have been nominated, so I will try to get to that sometime today. Here are your 11 really important questions:
1. How do you like your steaks cooked?
2. Favorite movie?
3. Do you recycle?
4. Do you read?
5. If you do read, do you still prefer the feel of a book in your hand, or have you gone “techno”??
6. One word for the reason why you blog.
7. Do you hang the toilet paper to roll over, or under? (Before you answer this, just know that if you hang it under, you are a total freak of nature.)
8. Favorite season?
9. Cats or dogs, or both?
10. When was the last time you did something nice for someone, with no expectation of return?
11. Do you believe in Karma?
There they are, in all their glory. Like I said, answer them, or don’t answer them. Pass them on or don’t pass them on. Cuss me or thank me. Just remember, I didn’t start this shit, I am merely being generous in this wonderful season of giving.
Thanks for the nod, chick!! The recognition is greatly appreciated!
You’re quite welcome. 🙂
Hells bells, I’m thunderstruck, girl! This nomination shook me all night long. It’s like TNT. You were definitely shooting to thrill.
(Yeah, I’m an AC/DC fan as well.)
Nothin’ like some AC/DC to get the blood pumping! 🙂
Awesome! Now, your Kool Aid I will gladly drink!
I was recently considering a purchase of Transitions lenses. . . .
you know, they don’t look good on anyone–no matter how bootifuls you is.
Funny thing, I do have Irish in me and the O is because women leave with the O face every time LOL. I get my pervertedness from my dad. It runs in the family LOL. Thanks for the kind words and your welcome it is well deserved.
Well, at least you come by the pervertedness naturally. I am pretty sure it’s in my genes too. 🙂
That’s always a good thing I think. LOL
I would have to agree with that.
Hey would you be willing to be my next guest blogger? E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org to work out the details.
Well done. I’m honored to be nominated. Since I haven’t blogged since October, I’ll have to make sure I find time to answer your questions.
I keep waiting for a posting from you to come across my reader, but alas, have seen nothing. What a busy boy you must be!!
Thanks! I haven’t posted since the week of Thanksgiving, but I’ll definitely be making a point to answer your questions, as well as checking out everyone else you nominated.
Can’t wait to read everyone’s answers since I tried to come up with questions which were a little out of the ordinary, since I am a little out of the ordinary! lol Oh, and bacon rocks!! 🙂
Thanks for the nod, you’re a rockstar! Now I need to answer your questions…. I don’t usually put this much thought into ANYTHING I do, so that should tell you how much you mean to me. Love to love ya baby.
I don’t like to think very hard about stuff either, which is why I use lots of cuss words when I write! lol