Because I Am Single
I don’t have to answer to you.
I have the right to change my mind.
I don’t have to consult with you when I want to make plans.
I can dance with every guy in the bar.
I can flirt shamelessly.
I can go an extra couple of days without shaving my legs.
I can sleep all over the whole bed.
I can decorate my house however I want.
*I am writing this in an attempt to help myself feel better about my singlehood.