Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!
Are you all prepared to get your glutton on? We have once again come to that special day of the year when it is not only acceptable, but quite encouraged, to indulge in gluttony! Do you have your big pants on? Are you prepared? Turkey, ham, stuffing, pies. . . .they’re calling your name! Fucking go big or go home!
My fat bottom girl butt is much smaller this year than it was last, thanks to my new low-carb lifestyle. Sounds terribly boring, doesn’t it? But, I will still be eating me some turkey, and some faux pumpkin pie, and trying to convince my mind that my twice-baked cauliflower is actually creamy mashed potato goodness. I am also trying to come up with something really good to use to trump my brother in our favorite holiday game we like to call, “Let’s See Who Can Gross Out Mom the Fastest at the Dinner Table”. Have you played before?? If not, try it out here, and hit me up with your contributions!!
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!!!
Fat Bottom Girl Said What 
I love that game…
What would your contribution be? Best gross out??
Turkey paste. Use your imagination —
Try this one—WWII STD movie–use your imagination! That was about the best one yet, and that came from my mom’s boyfriend! Was so glad he played along, and had no problem giving up the prize to him for that one! 😉
Faux-pumpkin pie? That’s so, so wrong.
It was wrong. I buried the sugar-free pumpkin custard in mounds of whipped cream. I think I might possibly have defeated my purpose dammit.