Fat Bottom Girl Said What

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Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!

Are you all prepared to get your glutton on?  We have once again come to that special day of the year when it is not only acceptable, but quite encouraged, to indulge in gluttony!  Do you have your big pants on?  Are you prepared?  Turkey, ham, stuffing, pies. . . .they’re calling your name!  Fucking go big or go home!

My fat bottom girl butt is much smaller this year than it was last, thanks to my new low-carb lifestyle.  Sounds terribly boring, doesn’t it?  But, I will still be eating me some turkey, and some faux pumpkin pie, and trying to convince my mind that my twice-baked cauliflower is actually creamy mashed potato goodness.  I am also trying to come up with something really good to use to trump my brother in our favorite holiday game we like to call, “Let’s See Who Can Gross Out Mom the Fastest at the Dinner Table”.  Have you played before??  If not, try it out here, and hit me up with your contributions!!

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!!!

 

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6 thoughts on “Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!

  1. I love that game…

  2. Faux-pumpkin pie? That’s so, so wrong.

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