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Credit:  tumbler.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T18:41:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/27/rock-bottom/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-10T17:24:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/23/real-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/realthing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>realthing</image:title><image:caption>If only I weren't so transparent and blatantly honest. . . .</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T17:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/21/stinkbomb/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-26T01:17:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/21/fk-you-and-your-stick-figure-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/utah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>utah</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/trex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trex</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/harryp1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harryp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/run.jpg</image:loc><image:title>run</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nobodycares.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nobodycares</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/flyingf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flyingf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zombiesate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombiesate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/star-wars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star 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thedailybeast.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T15:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/15/haunting-regret/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-16T14:27:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/15/first-day-of-school/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-20T14:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/12/practicing-acceptance/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-18T23:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/10/two-minutes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/donate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-21T05:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/10/here-comes-the-sun/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-15T00:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/09/for-women-everywhere-terri-st-cloud/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-18T23:54:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/09/her-name-in-lights/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-15T00:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/07/my-wordle-wednesday/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-07T18:32:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/05/your-first-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/self-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>self-love</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-07T14:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/02/which-planet-are-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/planetorder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>planetorder</image:title><image:caption>Men and women are more like Saturn and Uranus.  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</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-05T18:17:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/08/01/whatshisname/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/synchronicity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>synchronicity</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-01T20:09:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/31/heros-sic-and-typos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hero2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hero</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  staypositive.me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-01T01:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/30/opposites-attract/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-01T01:02:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/29/its-only-make-believe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4531178-legal-papers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4531178-legal-papers</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  123rf.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-10T13:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/27/i-can-only-hope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/heartache-is-hope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heartache is hope</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  Tumblr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T01:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/26/the-island-of-misfit-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/understand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>understand</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  favim.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T16:05:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/25/raise-the-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/standards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>standards</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T00:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/24/one-night-stand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/walkofshame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walkofshame</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T17:58:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/23/guilt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/guilt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guilt</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit: mare-of-night.deviantart.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T13:27:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/23/cock-eyed-optimist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/eatpraylove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eat,pray,love</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  thesinglenester.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T12:17:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/22/its-raining-in-my-heart-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-imag1308-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-IMAG1308-1.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T12:15:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/19/damage-control/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-24T17:11:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/17/fini/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-19T12:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/17/me-to-a-t/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/complicatedgirl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>complicatedgirl</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  pinstamatic.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T14:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/16/63113852-seconds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/happy-birthday-nerd1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-nerd1</image:title><image:caption>"Happy Birthday to Me!!"
Photo Credit:  graphpaperpress.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T03:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/15/not-a-fairytale/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-16T15:46:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/13/out-of-body-experiences/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-16T00:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/13/plausible-deniability/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-16T04:00:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/11/wish-you-were-here/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-16T04:02:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/10/overexposed-nerves-lead-to-numbness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-imag1274-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-IMAG1274-1.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-12T00:13:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/10/hook-line-and-sinker-take-the-bait-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bait.png</image:loc><image:title>bait</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit: Flicker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T14:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/09/couldnt-have-said-it-better-myself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7993_586405571400305_1998044196_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7993_586405571400305_1998044196_n</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  The Other 98% and MTV Act.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-12T13:09:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/09/the-running-man/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-11T23:40:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/06/healing-waters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wpid-imag1251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-IMAG1251.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T06:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/2013/07/03/in-search-of-respite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fatbottomgirlsaidwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake</image:title><image:caption>Similar to my view this weekend.
Photo Credit:  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in the endings, there are also 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